They’re at an Olympic training camp for singing. 2020 is a year of “Thematic Excess.” Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause… Read More »2020 Classic: The “I’m Ready” Sam Smith & Demi
Why did the US Open end early for Novak? Because he accidentally hit a line judge with a ball, proving that 2020 could knock out… Read More »2020 Classic: The Novak Djokovic DQ
Why didn’t they have anyone over 6’6″? Because James Harden thought centers were overrated, which worked until they met someone tall in the playoffs. Part… Read More »2020 Archive: The Houston Rockets “Micro-Ball”
Why was the final time trial a heist? Because the 21-year-old stole the yellow jersey from his countryman on the very last hill. Part of… Read More »2020 Archive: The Tadej Pogačar Tour de France
She told the weeds they were “the only thing in the yard with any real ambition during the lockdown.” Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Garden
Why was the secretary offended? The boss gave her a Peloton for Christmas, and she thought he was “subtly” suggesting her 2020 productivity needed more… Read More »2019 Archive: The Peloton Backlash
Why was the traveler so excited? Because 2019 was a “3000” level year, and he was ready for 2020—the year he thought would be the… Read More »2019 Classic: The New Year’s Eve 2020
Why was the accountant so happy? Because the “MagSpeed” wheel was so fast he could scroll through the entire 2020 budget in one flick. Part… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Mouse “Logitech MX Master 3”
We’ve finished the Avengers, we’ve finished Game of Thrones, and we’re entering a new decade. 2020 is going to be the most normal, boring year… Read More »2019 Archive: The 2019 Optimism
Why was Ireland so drunk? Because a local hero won the Claret Jug at Portrush and the celebration lasted approximately until 2020. Part of the… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Shane Lowry British Open
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