2020 Classic: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! (Wait, stay back 2 meters!) Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2020 Classic: The Hatch
2020 Archive: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2020 Archive: The Orange (End)
2020 Classic: The Stimulus Check Signature
Why did the President want his name on the checks? To make sure that when you bought your “Emergency Groceries,” you knew exactly who to… Read More »2020 Classic: The Stimulus Check Signature
2020 Classic: The “Fake News” (Pandemic Edition)
Why was it so dangerous? Because in 2020, “Alternative Medicine” was just “Google Search” with a more confident tone. Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes:… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Fake News” (Pandemic Edition)
2020 Classic: Bong Joon-ho’s Drinking Plans
Why did he want to “drink until next morning”? Because when you win four Oscars in one night, water is no longer a beverage option—you’ve… Read More »2020 Classic: Bong Joon-ho’s Drinking Plans
2020 Archive: The Best Cinematography
Why did Roger Deakins win for 1917? For making a two-hour movie look like one long, very stressful walk through a muddy trench. Part of… Read More »2020 Archive: The Best Cinematography
2020 Legacy: The Maya Rudolph & Kristen Wiig Bit
Why were they so funny? To remind the Academy that if they ever want a host again, they have two perfect ones standing right there.… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Maya Rudolph & Kristen Wiig Bit
2020 Archive: Tyler, The Creator’s Bellhop Suit
Why did he carry a suitcase? Because he was ready to pack up his Best Rap Album trophy and leave the moment he called out… Read More »2020 Archive: Tyler, The Creator’s Bellhop Suit
2020 Classic: Best Rap Album
Why IGOR? Because Tyler, The Creator made a “pop” album that was so weird the Academy had to give it a “Rap” award just to… Read More »2020 Classic: Best Rap Album
2020 Vintage: Best Music Video
Why “Old Town Road”? Because it was a 5-minute movie featuring a horse, a time-traveling cowboy, and a whole lot of “ye haw.” Part of… Read More »2020 Vintage: Best Music Video