Why did the President want his name on the checks? To make sure that when you bought your “Emergency Groceries,” you knew exactly who to thank for the eggs.
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34 Presidential Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophone & Solitaire” Edition
In 1995, the American Presidency was a mix of Southern charm, a b...read more »
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
One does not simply read one joke.
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