Why did he want to “drink until next morning”? Because when you win four Oscars in one night, water is no longer a beverage option—you’ve earned the right to have a hangover that lasts until 2021.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
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Not bad. Not bad at all.