2019 Classic: The Final 2019 Task
Why did the manager bring a “Tossing Coin” to the 2020 planning meeting? Because he watched The Witcher and wanted to “Toss a coin to his… Read More »2019 Classic: The Final 2019 Task
2019 Legacy: The Final 2019 Vibe
Why was everyone so “Endgame”? Because the decade was closing, the sagas were ending, and we had no idea that 2020 was about to tell… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Final 2019 Vibe
2019 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2019
Why were we so optimistic? Because the “Roaring Twenties” were about to start, and we were sure that 2020 was going to be the most… Read More »2019 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2019
2019 Classic: The 2019 Countdown
Why did the dad stay up late on New Year’s Eve 2019? Because he wanted to make sure 2020 had a “perfect vision” for his… Read More »2019 Classic: The 2019 Countdown
2019 Classic: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2020 Failures” for me. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The Adobe Flash “End of Life” Announcement
Why was the web developer celebrating? Because he finally had a date for the funeral of his biggest enemy (2020). Part of the 78 Office… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Adobe Flash “End of Life” Announcement
2011 Archive: The Contagion Hand-Washing
Why the germs? For a movie that made everyone in 2011 terrified of doorknobs for two weeks (and was a terrifyingly accurate preview of 2020).… Read More »2011 Archive: The Contagion Hand-Washing
2008 Vintage: The Choice
“Should we sell the house?” “The market is down 40%.” “So… we’re staying?” “We’re staying until 2020 at this rate.” Part of the 59 Marriage… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Choice
2005 Archive: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
Using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predict if you would marry an emo rock star or live in a mansion in the… Read More »2005 Archive: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller