“I just paid off my virtual mortgage to a raccoon!” “Great. Can you pay our actual mortgage to the bank? No? Then put the Nintendo Switch down and get back to your ‘essential’ job of sending emails.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
This site is very exciting!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.