I’m “keeping” a tab on my grocery delivery.
Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
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115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010)
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Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!