2020 Archive: The Queen’s Gambit

A guy starts playing chess with his shot glasses. “Checkmate.” “Sir, you just drank your own king.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

@X-Files_Spooky08/14/2011 03:31I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Doom_Marines05/14/2005 22:44Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Dorm_Room_Hero11/26/2009 09:04My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Campus_King06/05/2007 18:12The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Kernel_Panic_9811/17/2006 22:00This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Grunge_Lord_9409/05/2012 19:56I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@About_Dot_Com08/29/2004 22:48The human guide to online humor.

@Believe_It_Or_N09/14/2002 15:52I choose to believe it’s funny.