1995 Vintage: The 1995 Kid
“Whatever, just turn on the Sega, I can play in the dark!” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1995 Vintage: The 1995 Kid
1995 Vintage: The Starter Jacket
You don’t even like basketball, but you’ll fight anyone for a Charlotte Hornets jacket because the colors are “rad.” Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Starter Jacket
1995 Legacy: The “The” Internet
Why do we call it “The” Internet, as if it’s a specific person living in a basement in California? Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1995 Legacy: The “The” Internet
1995 Archive: The Ticketmaster Line
If you want to see a concert, you have to physically stand in line at a department store like a civilized human being. Part of… Read More »1995 Archive: The Ticketmaster Line
1995 Archive: The Tamagotchi Tragedy
Why did the Tamagotchi go to school? To improve its “bit-ter” grades before its battery ran out. Part of the 52 Kids Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Archive: The Tamagotchi Tragedy
1995 Classic: The Andre Agassi Hair
Why did the tennis star shave his head? Because he realized that being #1 in the world was easier than maintaining a 90s mullet in… Read More »1995 Classic: The Andre Agassi Hair
1995 Legacy: The Buffalo Bills
Why were they so happy? Because for the first time in 5 years, they didn’t lose the Super Bowl (mostly because they didn’t make it). Part of… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Buffalo Bills
1995 Legacy: The Patrick Ewing
Why was he so sweaty? Because it was 1995 and the Knicks were 48 minutes of physical pain away from another disappointment. Part of the… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Patrick Ewing
1995 Archive: Bob Dole’s Third Person
Why was Bob Dole his own favorite topic in 1995? Because Bob Dole wanted Bob Dole to make sure that Bob Dole was mentioned by… Read More »1995 Archive: Bob Dole’s Third Person
1995 Vintage: Jesse Helms
Why was the Senator so grumpy about art? Because in 1995, he spent more time worrying about what was in a museum than what was… Read More »1995 Vintage: Jesse Helms