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1995 Legacy: The “The” Internet

 Why do we call it “The” Internet, as if it’s a specific person living in a basement in California?

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Distro_Fan04/30/2015 18:53Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Married_With_Kids07/19/2012 01:54Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Wrestling_Nut03/27/1999 22:53Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Midi_Background11/07/2006 22:19Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Cloud_Computing02/16/2012 18:07Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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