You don’t even like basketball, but you’ll fight anyone for a Charlotte Hornets jacket because the colors are “rad.”
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Actually, it IS a cool story!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
Classic. Simply classic.