1995 Classic: Sega Saturn vs. PlayStation
Why did Sega lose? Because Sony stood on stage, said “$299,” and killed the competition in three seconds. Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Classic: Sega Saturn vs. PlayStation
1995 Archive: The “Star Wars” Trilogy Re-Release Prep
Why were we excited? Because we were about to see CGI Jabba the Hutt and we thought it would be an improvement. Part of the… Read More »1995 Archive: The “Star Wars” Trilogy Re-Release Prep
1995 Legacy: The 1995 Sparkler Safety
Why did we give sticks of fire to toddlers? To teach them “Tactical Awareness” at a very young age. Part of the 34 Fourth of… Read More »1995 Legacy: The 1995 Sparkler Safety
1995 Vintage: The “Uncle Sam” Costume
Why the tall hat? To ensure that he can see over the crowd and tell you you’re flipping the burgers wrong. Part of the 34… Read More »1995 Vintage: The “Uncle Sam” Costume
1995 Archive: The Briefing Room
Why were the 1995 reporters so happy? Because “Internet Journalism” wasn’t a thing yet, so they actually had to leave the bar to find a… Read More »1995 Archive: The Briefing Room
1995 Classic: The G7 Summit
Why did Bill love it? Because it was the only time he could talk about “Monetary Policy” and people didn’t think he was talking about… Read More »1995 Classic: The G7 Summit
1995 Classic: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, YOU’RE a poo! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro… Read More »1995 Classic: The Europe
1995 Legacy: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you again! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Hatch
1995 Classic: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana drink of water! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro… Read More »1995 Classic: The Ivana
1995 Classic: The Pulp Fiction Snub
Why didn’t Quentin Tarantino win Best Picture? Because the Academy decided that while “Royale with Cheese” is a great line, “Life is like a box… Read More »1995 Classic: The Pulp Fiction Snub