1995 Classic: The Europe

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, YOU’RE a poo!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

@Netscape_Ninja07/26/2002 02:59Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Quake_Fragger04/20/2008 23:18M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Scream_Fan_9601/27/2001 04:21What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Iron_Man_Tony04/21/2003 08:24I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Emule_Donkey11/11/1996 22:41Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Firewall_Wizard08/13/2003 19:52Letting this joke through the port.

@Project_Mayhem02/17/1997 09:55Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Protoss_Pylon12/05/2014 01:40You must construct additional laughs!

@Terran_Marine03/12/2002 19:22Go, go, go! More jokes!