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1995 Archive: The “Star Wars” Trilogy Re-Release Prep

Why were we excited? Because we were about to see CGI Jabba the Hutt and we thought it would be an improvement.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector10/05/2003 07:07This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Toy_Story_Buzz12/17/1998 21:17To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Winamp_Skin_Maker11/01/2008 03:43Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Grinds_My_Gears06/25/2001 21:34You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Netscape_Now_B11/19/2014 12:48I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Grammar_Nazi_9906/11/2008 14:06Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
@Retro_End_User06/14/2004 21:28The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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