1995 Legacy: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you again!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

@Msdos_Expert03/17/2001 05:23DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@DVD_Rom_King10/25/2004 03:23More capacity for humor on this site!

@Lock_Stock_Two12/23/2015 14:14It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Ninja_Turtle_R03/02/1997 06:15Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Beanie_Campbell05/14/2013 03:03True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Badger_Badger_M07/20/2007 03:58Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

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