Why did Sega lose? Because Sony stood on stage, said “$299,” and killed the competition in three seconds.
Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2003 Vintage: The Last Volkswagen Beetle (Old Style)
Why was Mexico sad? Because the original bug finally stopped pro...read more »
2001 Vintage: Daft Punk’s “Discovery”
Why were they wearing helmets? Because the French duo decided th...read more »
2005 Vintage: The Launch of Etsy
Why were we buying handmade soap? Because someone realized the i...read more »
2001 Classic: Alicia Keys’ “Songs in A Minor”
Why was everyone playing the piano? Because "Fallin'" was the an...read more »
2002 Classic: The Euro Coins & Banknotes
Why were Europeans so confused? Because on January 1st, 12 count...read more »
2004 Archive: The Launch of Sony PSP (Japan)
Why did we want a "PlayStation in our pocket"? Because it had a ...read more »
2004 Archive: The Olympic Games in Athens
Why was it a homecoming? Because the Games returned to Greece, a...read more »
2003 Vintage: The Concorde’s Final Flight
Why was the sky getting slower? Because the world's only superso...read more »
2003 Vintage: The Launch of Fedora Linux
Why was the hat so red? Because Red Hat decided to split their O...read more »
2001 Archive: The Game Boy Advance
Why was it horizontal? Because Nintendo finally realized our han...read more »
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2002 Classic: Nickelback’s “How You Remind Me”
Why was it on every station? Because 2002 was the year we all ag...read more »
2002 Legacy: The Debut of Kelly Clarkson
Why was she "A Moment Like This"? Because the first Idol winner ...read more »
2004 Classic: The Launch of Ubuntu Linux
Why was "Linux for Human Beings" a thing? Because Mark Shuttlewo...read more »
2001 Legacy: The Blue Screen of Death (XP Edition)
Why was it still there? Because no matter how much "NT Technolog...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
The Dude abides... this joke.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!