1995 Vintage: The “Uncle Sam” Costume

Why the tall hat? To ensure that he can see over the crowd and tell you you’re flipping the burgers wrong.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Gopher_Explorer04/27/2001 07:10Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Terminator_T80008/15/2005 16:21I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Spice_Girl_Posh01/06/1998 05:34Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Mean_Girls_Regina08/02/2007 11:45Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Silk_Road_Ghost11/07/2002 12:51Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Hellboy_Red01/01/2011 07:44I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@HotBot_User03/25/2011 07:13Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.