1995 Archive: The Mechanic
My mother-in-law’s car is like her advice. Nobody asked for it, and it usually breaks down. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic… Read More »1995 Archive: The Mechanic
1995 Vintage: The Hat
She bought a new hat. The birds started flying south early. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Gripe” Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Archive: Braveheart
Why did Dad scream “Freedom!” while taking a third helping of pie? Because Mel Gibson convinced him that fighting for extra calories was a matter… Read More »1995 Archive: Braveheart
1995 Archive: Jurassic Park Reality Check
Dinosaurs are technically animals, right? My hamster escaped his cage and now I feel like I’m in the kitchen scene with the raptors, just with… Read More »1995 Archive: Jurassic Park Reality Check
1995 Vintage: Jagged Little Pill
Why was the witch so cynical? Because Alanis Morissette was on repeat, and finding a black fly in your Chardonnay was considered a deep, ironic… Read More »1995 Vintage: Jagged Little Pill
1995 Archive: The Rise of Private Contractors
Why did “Mercenary” become “Consultant” in 1995? Because companies like Executive Outcomes proved that if the government won’t send troops, you can always just hire… Read More »1995 Archive: The Rise of Private Contractors
1995 Vintage: The “Milosevic” Strategy
Why did he keep moving the goalposts? Because he realized that Western diplomats have a high tolerance for “Negotiating” as long as the cameras are… Read More »1995 Vintage: The “Milosevic” Strategy
1995 Archive: The O.J. Simpson Verdict
Why was every office in America silent on October 3rd? Because 150 million people were watching a TV screen, proving that “True Crime” was the… Read More »1995 Archive: The O.J. Simpson Verdict
1995 Classic: The DVD Player Price
Why did it cost $1,000? Because the privilege of not having to “be kind, rewind” a tape was a luxury only the rich could afford.… Read More »1995 Classic: The DVD Player Price
1995 Vintage: Encarta 95
Why was it better than a real encyclopedia? Because it had 10-second videos of lions and you didn’t have to carry 30 heavy volumes. Part… Read More »1995 Vintage: Encarta 95