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1995 Archive: The O.J. Simpson Verdict

Why was every office in America silent on October 3rd? Because 150 million people were watching a TV screen, proving that “True Crime” was the original viral content before the internet even worked.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro05/15/2013 08:29Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Shrek_Ogrelord09/18/2012 05:35Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Scanner_Darkly11/29/1996 11:01I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Voodoo_3dfx08/15/1999 06:52The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Prestige_World_W08/31/2005 03:24Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

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