Why was the witch so cynical? Because Alanis Morissette was on repeat, and finding a black fly in your Chardonnay was considered a deep, ironic metaphor for her afterlife.
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🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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37 Halloween Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon & Furby” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The "Retro" 2010s
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36 Halloween Jokes: The 1995 “Ghostface & Windows 95” Edition
In 1995, Halloween was a crossroads of pop culture. It was the ye...read more »
2023 Vintage: M3GAN
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
Actually, it IS a cool story!