Why did Dad scream “Freedom!” while taking a third helping of pie? Because Mel Gibson convinced him that fighting for extra calories was a matter of national honor.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Drumsticks” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Underconsumption Core" Trend
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2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
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37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Fruity iMac” Edition
In 1998, Thanksgiving was a neon-colored fever dream. We were bus...read more »
2009 Joke: A Little Boy Asked
A little boy asked his grandfather, “Why do we eat turkey on Than...read more »
2023 Archive: The "Lazy Girl Job" Trend
Why was nobody helping with the dishes? Because they were all loo...read more »
2024 Classic: Hawk Tuah
Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "TikTok 2" (The Brain-Link)
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2016 Joke: Why Did The Turkey
Why did the turkey join a band on Thanksgiving? Because he had th...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition
In 2006, Thanksgiving was a full-body workout thanks to Nintendo,...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Subscription" Gravy
Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
I should make a game about this joke.