A little boy asked his grandfather, “Why do we eat turkey on Thanksgiving?” Grandpa smiled and replied, “Because it’s tradition! Back in the old days, the Pilgrims and Native Americans shared a big meal to give thanks. Of course, nowadays we mostly give thanks that the turkey is on the table and not still running around the yard chasing us.” The boy thought for a moment and said, “So basically, we’re thankful the turkey lost the race!”
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Very Demure, Very Mindful
Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition
In 2008, Thanksgiving was a mix of superhero origins, vampire fev...read more »
2025 Classic: Autonomous Delivery Drones
Why was there a swarm of drones in the yard? Because Mom forgot t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Waiter (Cyber-Butler)
Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "1-2 Buckle My Shoe" Remix
Why were the kids singing about footwear? Because an old nursery ...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
2024 Archive: The Rabbit R1 & Humane Pin Fail
Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a "smar...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Glasses Glow
Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition
In 2006, Thanksgiving was a full-body workout thanks to Nintendo,...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »
2025 Classic: Robot Pets
Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »
1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wa...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Very nice! Great success!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?