Why did it cost $1,000? Because the privilege of not having to “be kind, rewind” a tape was a luxury only the rich could afford.
Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
We created a monster... of a joke!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!