1995 Vintage: The Memory
“Doctor, my memory is getting worse.” “How long has this been going on?” “How long has what been going on?” Part of the 55 Doctor… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Memory
1995 Legacy: The Ladder Party
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party? She heard the drinks were on the house. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Ladder Party
1995 Archive: The Dial-Up
Why did the blonde scream at her modem? She thought it was a fax machine having a nightmare. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »1995 Archive: The Dial-Up
1995 Legacy: The Overstuffed Suitcase
Why did the airline charge the man extra in 1995? Because his “carry-on” was a hard-shell trunk that required two flight attendants and a pulley… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Overstuffed Suitcase
1995 Legacy: The Luggage Carousel
Why did the woman grab the wrong bag? Because in 1995, every single suitcase was a black rectangular box with no wheels. Part of the… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Luggage Carousel
1995 Vintage: The Cabin Pressure
Why did the toddler scream? Because his ears popped and he realized he was trapped in a metal tube with 200 strangers for 6 hours.… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Cabin Pressure
1995 Classic: Windows 95 Wrapping Paper
Why did dad spend all Christmas morning in the den? He wasn’t hiding from the kids; he was just waiting for the “Installation Wizard” to… Read More »1995 Classic: Windows 95 Wrapping Paper
1995 Vintage: Braveheart Under the Tree
Why did every dad want a kilt for Christmas? Because after seeing Mel Gibson, he thought running through the snow with bare knees was the… Read More »1995 Vintage: Braveheart Under the Tree
1995 Legacy: Pocahontas vs. The Lion King
What was the big playground debate? Whether a Meeko plushie was better than a Simba figurine. Disney ruled the 1995 imagination (and parents’ bank accounts).… Read More »1995 Legacy: Pocahontas vs. The Lion King
1995 Vintage: The Gym Teacher
“Just keep jumping until you reach it! Rub some dirt on it!” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Gym Teacher