1995 Legacy: The Funeral
A guy is at his wife’s funeral. It starts to rain. He looks up and says, “Typical… she’s finally quiet and now the heavens are… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Funeral
1995 Archive: The Bar Bet
A guy bets the bartender $100 he can pee into a glass from 10 feet away without spilling a drop. He fails miserably and soaks… Read More »1995 Archive: The Bar Bet
1995 Vintage: The Birthday Suit
A woman greets her husband in her birthday suit. He says, “Nice outfit, but it needs ironing.” (That was the last thing he ever said).… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Birthday Suit
1995 Classic: The Broken Pencil
Did you hear about the guy who invented the broken pencil? It was pointless. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1995 Classic: The Broken Pencil
1995 Archive: The Map
I’m tired of being a map maker. I need some space. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Classic: The Chef
I’m a chef. I’m just seasoned. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Vintage: The Toy Story Vibe
Yo mama is so ugly, when Andy saw her, he thought Sid had moved in next door. Part of the 52 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Toy Story Vibe
1995 Archive: The Mouse Pad
Why did the worker bring a pillow to his desk? He heard he needed a new “mouse pad.” Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes:… Read More »1995 Archive: The Mouse Pad
1995 Classic: The Cubicle Fish
Why is a cubicle like a fish tank? You spend all day staring at glass and waiting for flakes. Part of the 60 Classic Office… Read More »1995 Classic: The Cubicle Fish
1995 Archive: The Suit Requirement
Why did the 1995 employee wear a suit? Because “Casual Friday” was still a radical concept. Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Archive: The Suit Requirement