A woman greets her husband in her birthday suit. He says, “Nice outfit, but it needs ironing.” (That was the last thing he ever said).
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
That still only counts as one laugh!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.