I’m tired of being a map maker. I need some space.
Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
No way! That’s too much!
Equality for all jokes!