1995 Classic: The Broken Pencil

Did you hear about the guy who invented the broken pencil? It was pointless.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

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I’m "just" feeling fuzzy about the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

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I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

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2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

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I’m "pride-ful" of my human heart.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

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I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

@Pixel_Addict09/06/1995 01:26LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Fight_Club_Tyler10/07/1999 12:38The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@C++_Dev_9801/18/1995 10:44I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@SoulSeek_Fan01/31/2014 11:52Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Bam_Margera_Fan12/21/2015 19:50Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Web_Counter_9904/07/1999 11:50I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Delicious_Links05/21/2015 01:35Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Filter_Fanatic02/20/2001 21:05This joke looks better with a sepia filter.