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1995 Classic: The Chef

 I’m a chef. I’m just seasoned.

Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander06/22/1995 07:29C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Zip_Drive_Owner04/18/1995 08:36Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@BitTorrent_0111/13/2002 23:22Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Jackass_Johnny07/12/1998 10:20Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Transformers_OP09/02/2014 08:58Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Brennan_Huff_X05/07/2006 14:17I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Bad_Luck_Brian06/13/2013 07:53Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Success_Kid_Win01/02/1998 05:09Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Search_Scout_9906/13/2007 22:50Scouting the web for gems like this.

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