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1995 Archive: The Mouse Pad

 Why did the worker bring a pillow to his desk? He heard he needed a new “mouse pad.”

Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran07/07/2001 03:36Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Angelfire_User10/06/2009 18:00Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Zoolander_Blue08/09/2000 05:29Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@X-Gen_Mark12/03/2002 20:52This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Cyber_Traveler08/07/2012 06:42Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Party_On_Garth03/10/2014 22:05I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Dale_Doback_Fan02/12/2013 04:32Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Construction_Dig03/29/2002 16:35Still digging for more humor!
@Troll_Face_Real04/20/2015 01:00Problem? No, just laughs!
@I_See_What_You03/18/1999 13:42I see what you did there. Clever!

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