1995 Archive: The Mouse Ball
Why was the mouse so slow? It needed its “ball” cleaned. Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Archive: The O.J. Influence
Why did the lawyer buy a pair of gloves two sizes too small? He was practicing his “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit” face… Read More »1995 Archive: The O.J. Influence
1995 Classic: The Contract Law
Why did the lawyer refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck finding someone who hasn’t “waived” their right to be found. Part of… Read More »1995 Classic: The Contract Law
1995 Classic: Christopher Reeve
Why did Superman become our biggest hero in 1995? Because he showed us that real strength isn’t about flying, but how you get back up… Read More »1995 Classic: Christopher Reeve
1995 Vintage: Nicolas Cage (Leaving Las Vegas)
Why did he win an Oscar for drinking? Because in 1995, he was the only actor who could make a hangover look like high art.… Read More »1995 Vintage: Nicolas Cage (Leaving Las Vegas)
1995 Legacy: The Thermostat
Our marriage is a constant battle of the elements. I want the house to be a comfortable 68 degrees, and she wants to live inside… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Thermostat
1995 Archive: The Gift
I bought her a vacuum for her birthday. I’m writing this from the doghouse. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition… Read More »1995 Archive: The Gift
1995 Classic: The Diet
We’re on a “joint diet.” She eats salad. I eat pizza in the car before I get home. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Classic: The Diet
1995 Vintage: The Hungry Clock
Why did the man eat his watch? Because he wanted to consume “time.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Hungry Clock
1995 Classic: The Handwriting
I took my doctor’s prescription to the pharmacist. He looked at it, went to the back, and came back with a live chicken and a… Read More »1995 Classic: The Handwriting