Why did the lawyer refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck finding someone who hasn’t “waived” their right to be found.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
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