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1995 Classic: The Contract Law

 Why did the lawyer refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck finding someone who hasn’t “waived” their right to be found.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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The Buried Treasure
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja11/23/2011 20:48Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Terminator_T80007/16/2008 19:32I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Men_In_Black_K09/27/2010 19:50We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Zip_Drive_Owner05/29/2001 13:13Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Kernel_Panic_9802/06/2005 00:15This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Agent_Smith_0110/05/2003 05:07It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Zoolander_Mug07/09/2004 13:30I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Construction_Dig06/05/1996 03:03Still digging for more humor!
@Captain_Obvious01/12/1998 21:27This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Hashtag_Master09/16/2005 01:56#funny #joke #retro #90s

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