1995 Vintage: The Hungry Clock

Why did the man eat his watch? Because he wanted to consume “time.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »

It wanted to go undercover.read more »

Because then it would be a foot.read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

They’d crack each other up.read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

@WAP_Navigator09/03/1998 01:36Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Iron_Man_Tony06/26/2009 20:18I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Hellboy_Red03/08/2005 11:13I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Korben_Dallas_Tax08/27/2013 13:10I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Goosebumps_Kid06/19/2012 21:41Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Friday_Rebecca09/09/2011 19:24Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Success_Kid_Win08/07/2012 15:13Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan10/12/1995 22:12OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!