1995 Archive: The Dial-Up

Why did the blonde scream at her modem? She thought it was a fax machine having a nightmare.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, Space Jam, and the ex...read more »

A blonde walked into a shoe store and asked for a pair of alligat...read more »

A blonde was asked what she thought about the new movie "The Tita...read more »

A blonde was trying to learn how to use her new smartphone. She a...read more »

A blonde was filling out a job application. When she got to the q...read more »

Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the viral "The Dress" debate (was it...read more »

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »

A blonde was playing golf for the first time. She came back after...read more »

The official Summer 1995 installment of the Blonde Jokes Archive....read more »

A blonde brought a spoon to the movie theater because the sign sa...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of Windows 98, the founding of Google,...read more »

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A blonde took her piano to the vet because it was a little flat.read more »

@DVD_Collector04/19/2006 08:01Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Zoolander_Derek01/26/2000 07:02What is this? A joke for ants?

@Winamp_Playlist06/12/1995 16:51Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Project_Mayhem12/22/1997 13:26Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@MTV_Unplugged07/09/2005 17:46Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Dancing_Baby_9605/09/2006 20:43Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Banner_Exchange08/25/2012 15:33Click my banner for more laughs!

@Lag_Victim_0102/25/2009 23:56I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!