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1995 Vintage: The Gym Teacher

 “Just keep jumping until you reach it! Rub some dirt on it!”

Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Magic_SchoolBus05/06/2004 00:21Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
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@Protoss_Pylon09/25/2004 16:19You must construct additional laughs!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan10/16/2001 00:17Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
@Believe_It_Or_N10/25/2002 11:06I choose to believe it’s funny.

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