Why did the airline charge the man extra in 1995? Because his “carry-on” was a hard-shell trunk that required two flight attendants and a pulley system to lift.
Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
You must construct additional laughs!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Posting this to my own wall right now!