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1995 Legacy: Pocahontas vs. The Lion King

 What was the big playground debate? Whether a Meeko plushie was better than a Simba figurine. Disney ruled the 1995 imagination (and parents’ bank accounts).

Part of the 41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: Gladiator II
 Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »
2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? You do a...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Paris Olympics (Raygun)
 Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
 Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Subscription" Presents
 Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Shogun Premiere
 Why did the house feel so "feudal"? Because the show made us all...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Moo Deng" Hippo
 Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a&nbsp...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slaps & Wordle” Edition
In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake Beef
 Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »

😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The "I’m Working Late 'Cause I’m a Singer" Song
 Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition
In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s... 1999” Edition
In 1999, Christmas felt like the final level of a video game. We ...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_J03/20/1997 08:45Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Geocities_Neighbor06/12/1996 08:26Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club07/19/2003 02:34A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Abe_Sapien_Fan02/16/2001 15:31I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Magic_SchoolBus03/15/2001 04:29Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Chain_Mail_Hater05/31/2012 09:18I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Challenge_Acc10/20/2006 03:50Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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