Why did he keep moving the goalposts? Because he realized that Western diplomats have a high tolerance for “Negotiating” as long as the cameras are rolling.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
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Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Very nice! Great success!