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1995 Archive: Bob Dole’s Third Person

Why was Bob Dole his own favorite topic in 1995? Because Bob Dole wanted Bob Dole to make sure that Bob Dole was mentioned by Bob Dole as often as Bob Dole possibly could.

Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophones & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.110/12/2004 06:20Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Jurassic_Park_Fan05/20/2002 08:17Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@StarWars_Nerd01/30/1996 18:09The farce is strong with this one!
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz01/18/2015 13:26The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Firewall_Wizard12/23/2009 15:54Letting this joke through the port.
@Hackers_Movie_Fan03/07/2001 08:20Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Uncle_Rico_9805/31/2009 09:17I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Marquee_Text_Fan08/30/1998 06:08<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Digg_Submitter_0505/05/1997 03:06Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Web_2_0_Fan12/10/2008 04:24This is the future of humor!

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