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1995 Archive: The Ticketmaster Line

 If you want to see a concert, you have to physically stand in line at a department store like a civilized human being.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Sega_Genesis_Kid07/12/1996 06:16Better than 16-bit graphics!
@MIRC_Ghost10/16/2003 02:40Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Married_With_Kids07/27/2000 18:08Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Men_In_Black_K11/19/2003 19:23We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Kernel_Panic_9806/20/2004 07:07This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Oracle_Says06/15/2009 08:44I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Woman_Yelling_C05/09/1996 13:45The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Starcraft_Zerg09/16/1996 09:08Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Filter_Fanatic04/09/2000 09:56This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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