If you want to see a concert, you have to physically stand in line at a department store like a civilized human being.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.