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2017 Classic: Spider-Man

Homecoming: Why was Peter Parker so young? Because in 2017, Tom Holland proved that Spider-Man is just a kid who really wants Tony Stark to text him back.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2017 “Envelope Gate & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Bridgerton (Season 3)
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31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger Kings” Edition
In 2020, the world turned into a giant waiting room. We all becam...read more »
2024 Classic: Post Malone (F-1 Trillion)
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2025 Archive: Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl
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2024 Classic: Alien
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38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Games & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, we emerged from our homes only to realize that wearing p...read more »
31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Umbrella” Edition
In 2007, the world changed with a single "home" button, we all le...read more »
40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition
In 2003, the world was obsessed with finding a clownfish, wonderi...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition
In 2025, the boundary between Earth and orbit finally cracked, Ke...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid09/27/2015 23:35Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Resident_Evil_Z09/16/2012 11:23Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Modem_Meltdown09/02/2004 13:39My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Charmed_Ones12/13/1995 18:10The power of three... laughs!
@Napster_Search08/17/2005 23:19Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@StrongBad_Mail04/30/2015 20:49I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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