Why did Nicolas Cage steal the Declaration of Independence? Because in 2004, that was the only logical way to find a treasure map hidden by the Founding Fathers.
Part of the 32 Celebrity Jokes: The 2004 “That’s So Fetch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Crow (Remake)
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2024 Classic: Celine Dion at the Eiffel Tower
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2025 Vintage: Justin Bieber’s Catchphrase
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2025 Archive: Labubu Dolls
Why are grown celebrities carrying "ugly-cute" monsters? Because...read more »
The Bat Incident
The Osbournes TV show made Ozzy a pop-culture icon for his "...read more »
2025 Classic: Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans
Why was there a "national debate" over denim in 2025? Because Sy...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Wife’s Name...” Edition
In 2022, we learned that a slap can be heard around the world, th...read more »
The Cher Comeback
With the hit "Believe," Cher proved she was immortal, leading to ...read more »
2025 Classic: Gisele Bündchen
Why was she "busy living life" in 2025? Because she welcomed a n...read more »
2024 Classic: Furiosa
Why did she have a metal arm? Because Anya Taylor-Joy proved tha...read more »
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2024 Archive: Twisters
Why were they chasing storms again? Because in 2024, we realized...read more »
2025 Classic: The End of 2025
Why did the year feel like a fever dream? Because we spent the w...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Weddings & Horcruxes” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).