Why was the “cool” cousin finally admitting he liked the music? Because “Sorry” and “What Do You Mean?” were so catchy that even the most hardcore haters were humming them while mashing potatoes.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).