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🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde went to the bank to open a savings account. The teller a...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of Windows 98, the founding of Google,...read more »

Explore the surreal landscape of 2021 – the year of the NFT gold ...read more »

A blonde was trying to learn how to use her new smartphone. She a...read more »

Step into 2008 – the legendary year of the App Store’s birth, the...read more »

Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.read more »

A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. Af...read more »

Welcome to 2012 – the year we survived the Mayan apocalypse and w...read more »

Welcome to 2007 – the year of the first iPhone. The way we shared...read more »

A blonde went to the doctor and said "Every time I stand up quick...read more »

Step into 2010 – the legendary year when Instagram launched its f...read more »

Imagine a world where "The Floss" was the only dance move that ma...read more »

Welcome to 2006 – the year Twitter launched, "Casual Friday" was ...read more »

A blonde went to the library and asked for a book on paranoia. Th...read more »

@WebTV_Viewer10/01/2000 18:28Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Sidekick_User11/14/2011 17:21Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Jurassic_Park_Fan09/04/2008 18:14Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Dial_Up_King12/29/2012 22:28Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@SpiderMan_Peter04/28/2000 02:23My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Hellboy_Red03/15/2012 06:29I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Tony_Hawk_Pro09/18/2005 11:32Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Animated_Mail_G08/25/1995 10:35The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Excite_User_9708/17/2012 13:32This site is very exciting!

@Salad_Fingers_F05/08/2002 01:07I like it when the jokes are... rusty.