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🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde went to the zoo...
A blonde went to the zoo and saw a sign that said "Don't feed the...read more »
52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive
Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »
A blonde refused to play cards...
A blonde refused to play cards with jungle animals because she wa...read more »
A blonde took her TV to...
A blonde took her TV to the repair shop because it kept showing r...read more »
A blonde put her hand over...
A blonde put her hand over her mouth when she sneezed because she...read more »
A blonde was playing golf for...
A blonde was playing golf for the first time. She came back after...read more »
62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020 Pandemic Edition
Step back into the year of lockdowns, endless Zoom calls, and the...read more »
A blonde swallowed a penny and...
A blonde swallowed a penny and said "Wow, I finally have some cha...read more »
What do blondes...
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both emp...read more »
A blonde decided to take up...
A blonde decided to take up skydiving. When she jumped out of the...read more »

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44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2001 Digital Edition
Welcome to 2001 – the year of the first iPod, the launch of Wikip...read more »
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner...
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting d...read more »
A blonde was trying to put...
A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. Af...read more »
55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2024 Modern Edition
The 2024 digital era was a year of contrasts – from the high-tech...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid01/17/2011 06:19Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Zip_Drive_Owner08/03/2002 04:30Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@PowerRanger_Red12/01/1999 04:16It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Buffy_Summers_9701/22/2001 09:05Slaying these jokes one by one.
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan08/05/2008 02:25Silently laughing in the snow.
@Wayne_World_Ex04/05/2003 11:17Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Salad_Fingers_F06/25/2000 12:05I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@Face_Palm_0102/04/2001 18:34Classic. Simply classic.
@Last_Commenter09/14/1997 02:34Saving the best laugh for last!

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