How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that says “turn over” on both sides.
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A blonde went to the zoo...
A blonde went to the zoo and saw a sign that said "Don't feed the...read more »
52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive
Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »
A blonde refused to play cards...
A blonde refused to play cards with jungle animals because she wa...read more »
A blonde took her TV to...
A blonde took her TV to the repair shop because it kept showing r...read more »
A blonde put her hand over...
A blonde put her hand over her mouth when she sneezed because she...read more »
A blonde was playing golf for...
A blonde was playing golf for the first time. She came back after...read more »
62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020 Pandemic Edition
Step back into the year of lockdowns, endless Zoom calls, and the...read more »
A blonde swallowed a penny and...
A blonde swallowed a penny and said "Wow, I finally have some cha...read more »
What do blondes...
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both emp...read more »
A blonde decided to take up...
A blonde decided to take up skydiving. When she jumped out of the...read more »
😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2001 Digital Edition
Welcome to 2001 – the year of the first iPod, the launch of Wikip...read more »
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner...
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting d...read more »
A blonde was trying to put...
A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. Af...read more »
55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2024 Modern Edition
The 2024 digital era was a year of contrasts – from the high-tech...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Classic. Simply classic.
Saving the best laugh for last!