How do you catch a squirrel?
Answer: Climb a tree and act like a nut!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the golfer bring an...
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
Answer: In case...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2004 “Shrek 2 & Razr Flip” Edition
In 2004, the peak of entertainment was watching Puss in Boots do ...read more »
Why did the music note get...
Why did the music note get in trouble?
Answer: Because it was sh...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2025 “Six-Seven & Chicken Jockey” Edition
In 2025, the ultimate test was trying to explain the "67" meme to...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 1996 “Space Jam & N64” Edition
In 1996, the world went 3D with the release of the Nintendo 64, a...read more »
What did one hat say to...
What did one hat say to the other?
Answer: “You stay here, I’ll ...read more »
Why did the pirate go to...
Why did the pirate go to the playground?
Answer: To get some arr...read more »
What’s orange and sounds like a...
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot!read more »
Why don’t fish play basketball? Answer:...
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Answer: Because they’re afraid o...read more »
Why did the student eat his...
Why did the student eat his homework?
Answer: Because his teache...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Kids Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Lava” Edition
In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
Answer: A mon-key!read more »
Why did the chicken join the...
Why did the chicken join the band?
Answer: He wanted to drum up ...read more »
What did the pencil say to...
What did the pencil say to the paper?
Answer: “You’ve got a good...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
What is this? A joke for ants?
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!