The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker. The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker. The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Why fungi are always the life of the party. A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.” The… Read More »The Mushroom Character
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes. An invisible man walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, I can’t see you being… Read More »The Invisible Man
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill. A guy walks into a bar with a dog. He says, “This dog can talk!” The… Read More »The Talking Dog
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst. A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer… and a mop.
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit. A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a drink?” The bartender looks… Read More »The Neutron Special
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, why the long face?”
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene. A dyslexic man walks into a bra… and has a much better time than he expected.
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, “Are you real or a high-fidelity simulation?” She says, “If I were… Read More »2025 Archive: The Turing Test
“This mint was grown three feet from your head.” Part of the 30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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