The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour. A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please!”
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation. A bear walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a… beer.” The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?”… Read More »The Bear Patience
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation. A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper… Read More »The Grasshopper Surprise
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats. Helium walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “We don’t serve noble gases here.” Helium… Read More »The Helium Exit
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature. A panda walks into a bar, eats a sandwich, pulls out a gun, fires it, and walks… Read More »The Panda Order
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern. A giraffe walks into a bar and says, “The high-balls are on me!”
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty. A guy walks into a bar and sees a salt shaker on the counter. He tips it… Read More »The Salt Shaker
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano. A guy walks into a bar and pulls a tiny piano and a twelve-inch man out of… Read More »The Three-Inch Man
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole. A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”