The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities. I bought a red convertible. My wife said I’m trying to replace my youth. I told her… Read More »The Mid-Life Crisis
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. My neighbor asked if I wanted to join his “Adult Book Club.”… Read More »The Neighbor’s Grass
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy. I only go to the gym so I can be strong enough to carry… Read More »The Gym Motivation
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment. She texted, “Come over, nobody’s home.” I went over. Nobody was home.
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time. My wife said she wanted to do it in the kitchen. I was thrilled until she handed… Read More »The Kitchen Fantasy
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall. I joined an “Advanced Yoga” class. I’m not flexible, but I’ve become an expert at pretending I’m… Read More »The Yoga Class
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind. My boss said I was getting a “horizontal promotion.” I think that just means I’m getting more work… Read More »The Work Promotion
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life. The doctor told me I need to increase my heart rate at least three times a week. I… Read More »The Doctor’s Advice
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth. On our first date, she said, “I like a man who is… Read More »The First Date Honesty
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness. The secret to a long marriage? A separate bank account and a very short memory.