Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap. I bought my wife edible underwear for our anniversary. By the time we got to… Read More »The Anniversary Surprise

A classic setup with a punchline that hits home. A beautiful woman walks up to me in a bar and asks, “What do you do… Read More »The Bar Encounter

A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn. My wife whispered in my ear, “Tell me something dirty.” I looked her dead in the… Read More »The Morning Wish

Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires. A guy finds a magic lamp. The genie says, “I’ll give you a huge organ.”… Read More »The Magic Lamp Deal

Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story. Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?” Me: “Because… Read More »The Speeding Ticket Excuse

A secret treasure map only she knows by heart. My kids think I don’t know they have a candy stash. I let them keep it… Read More »The Hidden Snack Stash

Resting her eyes for “just five minutes” that last an hour. My mom isn’t sleeping; she’s just “resting her eyes.” If you change the channel… Read More »The Nap Strategy

Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel. I could have a broken leg and my mom would still try to fix… Read More »The Doctor Mom